OPEN UP A CAN OF MAN!
Is today being a pain in the ass? Then you need to OPEN UP A CAN OF MAN! A Can of Man motivates. It’ll murder the last bit of weakness out of your body, chew it up and spit it out into an unmarked grave. It has been thoroughly tested on suitable guinea pigs such as:
– ROTC Cadets
– National Guard NCOs
– Foreign military personnel
And now they are declared safe and good to go for America’s soldiers!
100% American made, unlike Red Bull (Austrian).
Created by a Wounded Warrior.
Cheaper than Red Bull.
100% !$%@ing awesome.
Questions? Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
GET A CAN OF MAN AT THESE FINE LOCATIONS:
3910 Dyer Street
El Paso, TX 79930
Double M Country
213 12th Street
Alamogordo, NM 88310
Open: Tues – Saturday 9:00 AM – 4:00PM
Disclaimer: the can pictured in the comic strip was a prototype. Actual can pictured in the photo on top of the page.